The Nooky Box Review March 2017 – Adult Subscription Box
The Nooky Box is a carefully curated subscription box crafted to help you enhance and embrace your sex life. Their ‘sex-positive’ mission aims to foster safe, consensual, healthy sexual expression for anyone. No matter your shape, look, or sexual orientation, sex is meant to be fun! They kindly sent us this box for review.
The Nooky Box is an adult subscription box and I know how much you all love these reviews. Prior to receiving the box I had never heard of The Nooky Box, but I believe it has been around for just over a year now. Here’s a little more info:
The Nooky Box is a subscription box that contains a specialty toy, erotic story, lube, specially curated erotic playlist and other surprises for couples and individuals. It’s not just a box with stuff though. We provide an ongoing, fun and safe sexual experience and items are selected by our sexual experts based on a theme each quarter.
The Nooky Box is a quarterly subscription. It ships every 3 months and each box has a theme. When you sign up for a subscription you only have one option to choose from, a recurring quarterly subscription, and there are no options to customize. You can cancel or pause your subscription at any time. No worries. No hassles. Simple and too the point. Just the way I like it.
This quarter’s theme is “Sex is Passion”! They included a thank you card, a cute little product card, and a “yay sex” sticker. So far I am loving every detail.
Here’s a look at the items included in this quarter’s box:
Vesper Vibrator Necklace by Crave
Make a sophisticated and sexy statement with the Vesper Vibrator by Crave. Designed to be whisper quiet, this fun toy doubles as necklace and a vibrator. Retail Price: $69
- 4 selectable speeds – Choose low, medium, high or pulse for teasing or climax
- USB rechargeable – Charge at home or on the go with the supplied cable
- Stainless Steel finish – Pair it with any outfit
- Water resistant – Clean it with ease
- 26” long chain – Wear it alone or layer with other necklaces
Ok…..this is freakin’ awesome! I had to include a stock photo from the website so you could see it in action. I am obsessing over this necklace and am tempted to say it is one of the best products I have ever received in an adult subscription box. Normally I don’t get into details when I receive adult products but I have to set the scene for this one. Imagine going out for dinner with your significant other and casually showing them the necklace during the last course of the meal. I love it!!!
Cleo Bangle Handcuffs by Unbound
This stylish bangle bracelet has a slender interlocking chain and can function as light wrist restraints. Perfect for out on the town or for spontaneous and playful fun. Retail Price: $38
- Stylish and chic – Wear them with your favorite outfit
- Slightly bendable – Comfortably fits various wrist sizes
Some of you might recognize this logo. Unbound has their own adult subscription box of which I have reviewed a few times now. I reached out to The Nooky Box prior to the review and asked about this item specifically. They are not affiliated with Unbound, but they include their products from time to time. I am completely ok with that because Unbound has some amazing adult products, these handcuffs being one of them.
The only thing that would have made these better is if they were silver. I would LOVE to wear these out to dinner with the necklace. That would have made for a pretty amazing date night.
Lube by Überlube
Überlube is a luxury lubricant designed to enhance skin-on-skin sensation. Once you finish playing, it evaporates on your skin with no sticky residue. Überlube can also double as an anti-frizz product for your hair. Retail Price: $14
- Long lasting – Remains slippery while reducing friction
- Non-toxic – Don’t worry about harmful ingredients
- Scent and color free – Keeps it simple for everyone
- Latex safe – Use it with latex condoms and other safe sex barriers
Ummm…..can this box get any better! This lube is pretty darn awesome. First of all I LOVE the sleek black packaging. You could totally keep this in your purse. Second, I LOVE that it evaporates on your skin with no sticky residue. Third, how awesome is it that it doubles as frizz control.
Oral Pleasure Mints by Bijoux Indiscrets
These mints have a zesty peppermint flavor. Pop one in your mouth to enhance oral pleasure for your partner or to freshen your breath. Retail Price: $6
- Sugar free – Your dentist and personal trainer will approve
- Intense flavor – Fun for all types of oral play
- Pack of 12 mints – Enough for several nooky sessions
I’m sorry, but they are killing it with this box. I am uber impressed right now. These little mints could go in your purse with the lube. Pop one in your mouth at the end of your date night, or keep them in your night stand.
Before and After Wipes by Biddettes
A simple and safe way to freshen up before or after sex. These wipes have a light geranium and sandalwood scent. Retail Price: $1
- Individually wrapped – Keep in your purse or wallet so you are always prepared
- Hypoallergenic, Gynecologist tested and approved – Gentle on sensitive skin
- Flushable – Easy to dispose of after use
Wipes are the best! I would love the full-size version of these.
Secret Sex Notes by Unbound
Surprise your lover with a sexy love note…without having to come up with the clever words yourself. Slip it in a pocket, tape it to a mirror or pass it across the dinner table. Entice and delight your partner by sharing your private desires. Retail Price: $12
- Pre-written – Save your creative energy for the bedroom
- Includes a variety of suggestive phrases – Keep your flirting fresh
- Pack of 10 – Includes a drawstring bag
This is such a simple little item, but such a cool idea at the same time.
Erotic Short Story Booklet
This box includes a small printed erotic short story booklet by The Nooky Box. Find out what happens when Sasha, visiting from out of town, meets a stranger named Evan at party. Retail Price: NA (only available in this box)
- Perfect length – Easy to read with a partner to get in the mood
- Elegant design – You’ll want to keep it or pass it to a friend
Bijoux Indiscrets Tickle Me Tickler – Bonus Item?
I didn’t see this item on the product card so I think it might be a bonus item. I wanted to point this out because I’m not 100% sure if it is included in every box.
The Nooky Box Review March 2017 – Adult Subscription Box
Well, it’s safe to say I have a new favourite Adult Subscription Box. I certainly wasn’t expecting to love this box as much as I do. My very first The Nooky Box was a total success. I think they did an amazing job, the curation was absolutely perfect, and the total retail value is $140! That’s pretty amazing. I think what I love most about this quarter’s box is that all of the items can be used together or on their own. They are absolutely PERFECT for date night! Wear the necklace and the bangles, keep the lube and mints in your purse, and slide one of the sex notes across the table shortly before calling it a night. I am beyond impressed and would definitely recommend this box.